Facebook: “Email is next…Then the world”

Like it or not Facebook is the grandmaster of social media. Logically their next step is Email. Sources say that Project Titan (email) is their latest endeavor and with their privacy issues i’m a bit nervous about this. Facebook can barely manage my half naked pictures, so i’m not sure i’m going to be using this. Anyone think this is a good idea?


Lady GaGa is actually Sacha Baron Cohen?

I might be alone on this but I think Lady GaGa is actually Sacha Baron Cohen. Maybe he’s testing out a new character but at least her outfits would make sense. I think 10 years from now we’ll find out in a tell all book that Lady Gaga was actually clinically insane. Not sure what to think in this picture, anyone wanna shed some light?


Jersey Shore: Off Season Work

Turns out even between seasons the cast member are still working. Certain bloggers were “accidentally” trolling around an adult chat site(its basically a peep show). After watching a few shows these bloggers found a surprise… Who did they find? non-other than Jersey Shore’s DJ Pauly D and Vinny Guadagnino showing off some skin. There isn’t much info but I can only imagine that they were Techno-Battling. If these guys are doing webcam shows I’m sure that The Situation is at the local New Jersey male strip club. Snookie has become too high profile for this type of thing… Anyone else excited for season 2?!


Ashton Kutcher: Good looks don’t equal talent

The Kutch is guilty of crap shows such as Punk’d and 9 of 10 romantic comedies in 2008. I’m happy Hollywood has slowed down on giving him work. I guess his Cougar is paying for all his sideways trucker hats so he doesn’t have to work any more. I can’t help but think that all those Punk’d sketches were written by someone with talent. Does anyone else find him obnoxious and talentless?


Vampires: What The Fok?

Everywhere I turn I see some pale skinned Vampire. Now there are a million spinoffs, even the CW is jumping on the bandwagon with their new show The Vampire Diaries. How can people obsess with something that can’t even enjoy garlic. In the good old days vampires wear capes and talk with funny accents. Are vampires  the new Geico Cavemen or are they just the new flavor of the week?


Ke$ha: Wh@t Th3 F0k?!

Took me a couple minutes to remember how she spelt her name. Does anyone believe that she’s actually like this? Her and Lady GaGa put out hits and I don’t doubt that they are making money hand over fist. But how are fans buying into this stuff so bad? I’m gonna start rocking bubble wrap, bronze shoes and christmas sweaters…maybe then I could get a record deal too. I say Ke$ha enjoy it while it lasts. Is it her songs or is it the person? I just don’t get it.


Say no more mon amour: Ironic Beards

I can’t help but think that the Ironic Beard Guy is hiding something. I mean if you can pull girls with that rug on your face more power to you, however I doubt thats the situation. Look at Casey (apparently he’s Casey): valuable member of society… not likely, I guess this guy doesn’t know any better. Because of a condition I have, I can only grow hair on my left arm and I cannot grow such a beard, am I just jealous?…doubt it. So why would you grow a baby kitten on your face?


Just in case you forgot: John From Cincinnati

What was HBO thinking? Did someone promise to air this show at a drunken Christmas party? I watched 30 minutes of this show and had no idea where it was going. Some people bought into the show and tried to compare it to Lost or even the Matrix. I was so happy to see that show was cancelled after one season…I forgave HBO for this because of Entourage, but now i’m rethinking that after watching True Blood. Anyone actually watch this whole season? Or did you commit Seppuku?


Mike “The Situation”: six-pack diet

Diet: Jägerbombs

- No but seriously The Situation is secretly my hero


Affliction: Remember when No Fear was cool?

I’ll speak in their language…”Bro, stop bro, just stop”. For some reason these shirts are for tough guys. If they were cheap it wouldn’t grind me gears. But I think these go for like $50-$70. Do you have one of these shirts? If so tell me off or forever hold your piece.