What can't we complain about?

I can’t help but think that the Ironic Beard Guy is hiding something. I mean if you can pull girls with that rug on your face more power to you, however I doubt thats the situation. Look at Casey (apparently he’s Casey): valuable member of society… not likely, I guess this guy doesn’t know any better. Because of a condition I have, I can only grow hair on my left arm and I cannot grow such a beard, am I just jealous?…doubt it. So why would you grow a baby kitten on your face?