What can't we complain about?

The iPad is a flop. Apple tried its best but after its release the excitement for this fancy paper weight dropped. Similar to the first iPhone this gadget is missing a lot of expected features. The big missing features are a camera, flash support and its not wide screen. Who needs this? Sure if you had some extra money around you’d pull the trigger. But how can you justify spending your hard earned dough on this? What would you use this for?