Gym, Tan, Laundry – Vejazzling

Ice out your vejay vejay! Apparently this is the new craze. Walk me through this logic…bedazzle on jacket = uncool but bedazzle on you box = cool. Imagine you turn off the lights unzip the lovely coed you just met at a house party and found this. I think i’d find the nearest exit and bolt. But if this some how turns you on…explain.



    • Broy
    • March 9th, 2010

    Anton, don’t be so narrow-minded. You’re just insensitive to special-needs populations. Clearly, this is braille foreplay for sexually active blind people.

    My braille is a little rusty, but I believe it reads:”Slower. Slower. Right there. A little faster. Right there. Faster. Faster…Have you even done this before?!?”

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