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Gym, Tan, Laundry – Vejazzling

Tonbon — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 22:46:26 +0000

Ice out your vejay vejay! Apparently this is the new craze. Walk me through this logic…bedazzle on jacket = uncool but bedazzle on you box = cool. Imagine you turn off the lights unzip the lovely coed you just met at a house party and found this. I think i’d find the nearest exit and bolt. But if this some how turns you on…explain.

Filed under: Yadadamean Tagged: Gym, Gym Tan Laundry, Jersey Shore, Laundry, Tan, Vejazzle, Vejazzling

When Vegans Attack!

Tonbon — Fri, 12 Feb 2010 22:01:03 +0000

I am pleased to announce that someone has read my blog. After posting a light hearted piece on Vegans, my inbox was flooded with “interesting” fan mail. However I have discovered that two things still hold true: All stereotypes about Vegans are true as well as the findings by the Institute of Dietary Investigatory Operations Team that state that:”Vegans diets often lead to liver failure.”

Due to profanity some comments have been edited.

Filed under: Yadadamean Tagged: Liver Failure, Stereotypes, Vegans

What The Fok?! Olympic Edition: Curling

Tonbon — Fri, 12 Feb 2010 21:46:04 +0000

The only Olympic sport that allows you to smoke during a match. Curling some how made its way into the Olympics in 1924. It’s been called “Chess on ice”, I don’t know if i’d go that far but its definitely as boring as chess. Anyone here going to catch curling on the Olympics?

Filed under: Sports Tagged: Curling, olympics, Olympics 2010, vancouver, vegan

Useless Gadget Alert: Apple iPad

Tonbon — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 22:30:29 +0000

The iPad is a flop. Apple tried its best but after its release the excitement for this fancy paper weight dropped. Similar to the first iPhone this gadget is missing a lot of expected features. The big missing features are a camera, flash support and its not wide screen. Who needs this? Sure if you had some extra money around you’d pull the trigger. But how can you justify spending your hard earned dough on this? What would you use this for?

Filed under: Technology Tagged: Apple, Gadget, Ipad

Vegans: What The Fok?!

Tonbon — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 22:16:04 +0000

They lurk in your local Whole Foods and are famous for saying things like “Oh i’ve never seen that show, I don’t own a television”. Vegans like to let people know their agenda and are not afraid to let you know that meat is murder. While eating meat may be cruel…cruelty is delicious and I would like to enjoy my juicy steak in peace. Vegans, a-holes or just passionate? You decide.

Filed under: Yadadamean Tagged: Meat, Steak, vegan, Whole foods

Facebook: “Email is next…Then the world”

Tonbon — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 21:25:41 +0000

Like it or not Facebook is the grandmaster of social media. Logically their next step is Email. Sources say that Project Titan (email) is their latest endeavor and with their privacy issues i’m a bit nervous about this. Facebook can barely manage my half naked pictures, so i’m not sure i’m going to be using this. Anyone think this is a good idea?

Filed under: Technology Tagged: Email, facebook, Project titan

Lady GaGa is actually Sacha Baron Cohen?

Tonbon — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 18:46:01 +0000

I might be alone on this but I think Lady GaGa is actually Sacha Baron Cohen. Maybe he’s testing out a new character but at least her outfits would make sense. I think 10 years from now we’ll find out in a tell all book that Lady Gaga was actually clinically insane. Not sure what to think in this picture, anyone wanna shed some light?

Filed under: Entertainment, Yadadamean Tagged: Ali G, Borat, Bruno, Grammys, Insane, Lady GaGa, MTV, Music, Sacha Baron Cohen

Jersey Shore: Off Season Work

Tonbon — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 18:37:12 +0000

Turns out even between seasons the cast member are still working. Certain bloggers were “accidentally” trolling around an adult chat site(its basically a peep show). After watching a few shows these bloggers found a surprise… Who did they find? non-other than Jersey Shore’s DJ Pauly D and Vinny Guadagnino showing off some skin. There isn’t much info but I can only imagine that they were Techno-Battling. If these guys are doing webcam shows I’m sure that The Situation is at the local New Jersey male strip club. Snookie has become too high profile for this type of thing… Anyone else excited for season 2?!

Filed under: Television Tagged: DJ Pauly D, Jersey Shore, MTV, Pauly D, Peep Show, Snookie, Techno, The Situation, vinny guadagnino, Webcam

Ashton Kutcher: Good looks don’t equal talent

Tonbon — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 06:42:07 +0000

The Kutch is guilty of crap shows such as Punk’d and 9 of 10 romantic comedies in 2008. I’m happy Hollywood has slowed down on giving him work. I guess his Cougar is paying for all his sideways trucker hats so he doesn’t have to work any more. I can’t help but think that all those Punk’d sketches were written by someone with talent. Does anyone else find him obnoxious and talentless?

Filed under: Yadadamean Tagged: Ashton Kutcher, MTV, Punk'd, Romantic Comedy, Talent

Vampires: What The Fok?

Tonbon — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 03:17:14 +0000

Everywhere I turn I see some pale skinned Vampire. Now there are a million spinoffs, even the CW is jumping on the bandwagon with their new show The Vampire Diaries. How can people obsess with something that can’t even enjoy garlic. In the good old days vampires wear capes and talk with funny accents. Are vampires the new Geico Cavemen or are they just the new flavor of the week?

Filed under: Entertainment, Yadadamean Tagged: Caveman, CW, Garlic, Geico, New Moon, The Vampires Dairies, Twilight, vampires