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Gym, Tan, Laundry – Vejazzling

Tonbon — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 22:46:26 +0000

Ice out your vejay vejay! Apparently this is the new craze. Walk me through this logic…bedazzle on jacket = uncool but bedazzle on you box = cool. Imagine you turn off the lights unzip the lovely coed you just met at a house party and found this. I think i’d find the nearest exit and bolt. But if this some how turns you on…explain.

Filed under: Yadadamean Tagged: Gym, Gym Tan Laundry, Jersey Shore, Laundry, Tan, Vejazzle, Vejazzling

When Vegans Attack!

Tonbon — Fri, 12 Feb 2010 22:01:03 +0000

I am pleased to announce that someone has read my blog. After posting a light hearted piece on Vegans, my inbox was flooded with “interesting” fan mail. However I have discovered that two things still hold true: All stereotypes about Vegans are true as well as the findings by the Institute of Dietary Investigatory Operations Team that state that:”Vegans diets often lead to liver failure.”

Due to profanity some comments have been edited.

Filed under: Yadadamean Tagged: Liver Failure, Stereotypes, Vegans

Vegans: What The Fok?!

Tonbon — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 22:16:04 +0000

They lurk in your local Whole Foods and are famous for saying things like “Oh i’ve never seen that show, I don’t own a television”. Vegans like to let people know their agenda and are not afraid to let you know that meat is murder. While eating meat may be cruel…cruelty is delicious and I would like to enjoy my juicy steak in peace. Vegans, a-holes or just passionate? You decide.

Filed under: Yadadamean Tagged: Meat, Steak, vegan, Whole foods

Lady GaGa is actually Sacha Baron Cohen?

Tonbon — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 18:46:01 +0000

I might be alone on this but I think Lady GaGa is actually Sacha Baron Cohen. Maybe he’s testing out a new character but at least her outfits would make sense. I think 10 years from now we’ll find out in a tell all book that Lady Gaga was actually clinically insane. Not sure what to think in this picture, anyone wanna shed some light?

Filed under: Entertainment, Yadadamean Tagged: Ali G, Borat, Bruno, Grammys, Insane, Lady GaGa, MTV, Music, Sacha Baron Cohen

Ashton Kutcher: Good looks don’t equal talent

Tonbon — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 06:42:07 +0000

The Kutch is guilty of crap shows such as Punk’d and 9 of 10 romantic comedies in 2008. I’m happy Hollywood has slowed down on giving him work. I guess his Cougar is paying for all his sideways trucker hats so he doesn’t have to work any more. I can’t help but think that all those Punk’d sketches were written by someone with talent. Does anyone else find him obnoxious and talentless?

Filed under: Yadadamean Tagged: Ashton Kutcher, MTV, Punk'd, Romantic Comedy, Talent

Vampires: What The Fok?

Tonbon — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 03:17:14 +0000

Everywhere I turn I see some pale skinned Vampire. Now there are a million spinoffs, even the CW is jumping on the bandwagon with their new show The Vampire Diaries. How can people obsess with something that can’t even enjoy garlic. In the good old days vampires wear capes and talk with funny accents. Are vampires the new Geico Cavemen or are they just the new flavor of the week?

Filed under: Entertainment, Yadadamean Tagged: Caveman, CW, Garlic, Geico, New Moon, The Vampires Dairies, Twilight, vampires

Say no more mon amour: Ironic Beards

Tonbon — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 16:25:58 +0000

I can’t help but think that the Ironic Beard Guy is hiding something. I mean if you can pull girls with that rug on your face more power to you, however I doubt thats the situation. Look at Casey (apparently he’s Casey): valuable member of society… not likely, I guess this guy doesn’t know any better. Because of a condition I have, I can only grow hair on my left arm and I cannot grow such a beard, am I just jealous?…doubt it. So why would you grow a baby kitten on your face?

Filed under: Yadadamean Tagged: Beard, Ironic, Ironic Beard

Affliction: Remember when No Fear was cool?

Tonbon — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 02:37:15 +0000

I’ll speak in their language…”Bro, stop bro, just stop”. For some reason these shirts are for tough guys. If they were cheap it wouldn’t grind me gears. But I think these go for like $50-$70. Do you have one of these shirts? If so tell me off or forever hold your piece.

Filed under: Yadadamean Tagged: Affliction

Beer Pong: The ultimate cock-block

Tonbon — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 17:51:13 +0000

Have we retired this drinking game yet? I’m so out of the loop I would never know. But looking back on my first few college years I now realize that Beer Pong is the ultimate cock-block. While all the boys are swarming around the table the girls are off playing drinking games of their own.

Do you still play this game? Comment if you’ve ever been laid because of Beer Pong.

Filed under: Yadadamean Tagged: beer pong, beerpong, beruit, frat