Ke$ha: Wh@t Th3 F0k?!

Took me a couple minutes to remember how she spelt her name. Does anyone believe that she’s actually like this? Her and Lady GaGa put out hits and I don’t doubt that they are making money hand over fist. But how are fans buying into this stuff so bad? I’m gonna start rocking bubble wrap, bronze shoes and christmas sweaters…maybe then I could get a record deal too. I say Ke$ha enjoy it while it lasts. Is it her songs or is it the person? I just don’t get it.


Say no more mon amour: Ironic Beards

I can’t help but think that the Ironic Beard Guy is hiding something. I mean if you can pull girls with that rug on your face more power to you, however I doubt thats the situation. Look at Casey (apparently he’s Casey): valuable member of society… not likely, I guess this guy doesn’t know any better. Because of a condition I have, I can only grow hair on my left arm and I cannot grow such a beard, am I just jealous?…doubt it. So why would you grow a baby kitten on your face?


Just in case you forgot: John From Cincinnati

What was HBO thinking? Did someone promise to air this show at a drunken Christmas party? I watched 30 minutes of this show and had no idea where it was going. Some people bought into the show and tried to compare it to Lost or even the Matrix. I was so happy to see that show was cancelled after one season…I forgave HBO for this because of Entourage, but now i’m rethinking that after watching True Blood. Anyone actually watch this whole season? Or did you commit Seppuku?


Mike “The Situation”: six-pack diet

Diet: Jägerbombs

- No but seriously The Situation is secretly my hero


Affliction: Remember when No Fear was cool?

I’ll speak in their language…”Bro, stop bro, just stop”. For some reason these shirts are for tough guys. If they were cheap it wouldn’t grind me gears. But I think these go for like $50-$70. Do you have one of these shirts? If so tell me off or forever hold your piece.


Beer Pong: The ultimate cock-block

Have we retired this drinking game yet? I’m so out of the loop I would never know. But looking back on my first few college years I now realize that Beer Pong is the ultimate cock-block. While all the boys are swarming around the table the girls are off playing drinking games of their own.

Do you still play this game? Comment if you’ve ever been laid because of Beer Pong.


The Real World…You’ll never be The Jersey Shore.

I was never that into The Real World. After watching this season of Jersey Shore I decided to give The Real World a shot…Turns out it’s still awful. I couldn’t even finish the first episode. Each personality on this show is made up of “young people” stereotypes. The rockers, the funny guy, the black guy, the girl who has to prove her intelligence and the girl that has given up on her intelligence. I’m sure someone is gay or lesbian but I didn’t get that far into the show. Readers beware…also don’t be afraid to give into you guilty pleasure of Jersey Shore.

If you think Real World > Jersey Shore, comment why.


Bye Coco

For $40 Million I’ll take the tonight show and drive it into the dumps too. I loved Conan on the Late Night Show, but the new format was not working…But then again, Leno makes me look forward to the Winter Olympics.
Leno or Coco, what do you think?


Futból or Football?

Super Bowl XLIV is upon us. If your like me you know nothing about football and come game day your caught with your pants down (figuratively). Someone will win and the other team will lose and bye this time next year I won’t even remember who was playing…Futból! Tell me why I should care, in the comment section.

Apparently the Colts have a stellar D-Fence:

The Colts could be the fastest defense in the NFL, with speed rushers Dwight Freeney and Robert Mathis, they have disrupted and disturbed many an offensive game plan. This could be much of the same, if the Saints expect to have any success they must establish a strong running game, which could be difficult (see Ravens and Jets two of the best rushing teams in the league). There is a chip on this Colts defenses’ shoulder every other team that they have played it has been about the other defense, they are out to prove themselves and they won’t stop until they are given that respect. When looking for respect you have to, as a famous wrestler said, “To be the man you have to beat the man” and the fact is Drew Brees has been the man in New Orleans and has that offense running like clock work, so if you want respect it will go through New Orleans. I think they will be up to the task.

link: Super Bowl XLIV: Super Bowl 44 Preview


Apple iPad: Apple decides that you need this!

Apple iPad, I’m not convinced I actually want or need this. The price was surprising but i’d rather get myself a new laptop. Either way its the newest most talked about gadget. Do you need this? Tell me why.